Profile Crafting Connoisseur Gifts

'We met online and straight away we just had this amazing connection...'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"She's a natural!"

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

About the potter.

Heaven

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

The Copywriter's Dilemma

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

"Why don't you stop by and stray for awhile."

'Wonderous drawings Mr. Da Vinci - truly inspiring! Actually I've been working on a few ideas for flying machines myself.'

Tree and man

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

Art Gallery: All my own work.

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

Sewing A Christmas Dress.

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

"I wish I could do hands..."