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'We met online and straight away we just had this amazing connection...'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"She's a natural!"

About the potter.

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Heaven

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

The Copywriter's Dilemma

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

Tree and man

"Why don't you stop by and stray for awhile."

'Wonderous drawings Mr. Da Vinci - truly inspiring! Actually I've been working on a few ideas for flying machines myself.'

Art Gallery: All my own work.

"I wish I could do hands..."

'You look exactly like your website.'

A man carves a totem pole

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"