Profile Crafting Connoisseur Pillows

'We met online and straight away we just had this amazing connection...'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"She's a natural!"

About the potter.

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Heaven

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

The Copywriter's Dilemma

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

Tree and man

"Why don't you stop by and stray for awhile."

'Wonderous drawings Mr. Da Vinci - truly inspiring! Actually I've been working on a few ideas for flying machines myself.'

Art Gallery: All my own work.

"I wish I could do hands..."

'You look exactly like your website.'

A man carves a totem pole

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"