Cv Guru Gifts

"In your CV under 'experience' all you've written is 'YIPEE!'."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"You're solemates!"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

Rudy tries to assess his relationship with laurel on the gadget scale -- A sophisticated way for a young man to understand his emotions. I would give up my iPod and my iPhone for her. Okay. Then I must ask an essential question. Are you prepared to share passwords? Do I have salesman-customer confidentiality? Depends how much you spend. Computer Villa.

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

Words of Love

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

The Love Psychologists

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'I'm sorry, but you have a very impressive resume, and at this company, we find competence threatening.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'"

'Any recommendations besides these report cards saying you work well with others?'

"My word, this really is impressive! Lots of people have a personal trainer but a personal wine advisor, wow!"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

My husband doesn´t understand you.

'... No, you're not on the short list. You're not even on the long list.'

The Joy of Recession

'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...'

"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"Arouse Me!"

"And, finally, do you, Don, or do you, Allison, have a problem with any of this?"

Separations.