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"In your CV under 'experience' all you've written is 'YIPEE!'."

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"You're solemates!"

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

Words of Love

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

The Love Psychologists

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'I'm sorry, but you have a very impressive resume, and at this company, we find competence threatening.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'Any recommendations besides these report cards saying you work well with others?'

"Arouse Me!"

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...'

My husband doesn´t understand you.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'"

"And, finally, do you, Don, or do you, Allison, have a problem with any of this?"

'... No, you're not on the short list. You're not even on the long list.'

"My word, this really is impressive! Lots of people have a personal trainer but a personal wine advisor, wow!"

Separations.