Cv Wizard T-Shirts

'This resume is one of the most boastful, deceptive pieces of fraud I've ever seen. You're hired.'

"A vibrant imagination is an excellent quality for the job...but not the CV."

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"You inhabit the body of someone who has an impressive résumé."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

'Next time you want to cheat and use someone else's resume, I suggest you do more than scratch out his name and put yours above it.'

'... No, you're not on the short list. You're not even on the long list.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"These references are excellent Mr. Canning. But do you have any from someone other than your mother?"

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

I got the raise

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"It's a pretty good resume, but I would have like to see more bells and whistles."

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'