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"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Stationery Shop

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"According to your resume, you've done just about everything except ever having a job."

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

In - Out - Pending.

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'You're on the shortlist. It's between you and the bloke who's going to get the job.'

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

Tie Rolls

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Man with post it note

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'