Interview Wizard Gifts

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Stationery Shop

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"According to your resume, you've done just about everything except ever having a job."

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

In - Out - Pending.

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

'You're on the shortlist. It's between you and the bloke who's going to get the job.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

Man with post it note

Tie Rolls

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'