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'I took the liberty of digitally enhancing my resume to make a mountain out of a mole hill.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'How fast can you hype?'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Could you keep still?"

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

"This will be a tricky operation."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'

'I started out as a yes man, but I've evolved into a plucky devil's advocate who always sides with the boss in the end.'

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

Pizza time.

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Man in meeting has drawn all over paper, table and chairman, who says: 'I have no objection to doodling during meetings, but it must be within reason.'

'Let me present today's speaker.'

"'Statistics will prove anything' is right, Carruthers. They prove you screwed up."

"We can succeed if our target audience is not made up of rational human beings."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'