Cv Wizard Gifts

'This resume is one of the most boastful, deceptive pieces of fraud I've ever seen. You're hired.'

"A vibrant imagination is an excellent quality for the job...but not the CV."

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You inhabit the body of someone who has an impressive résumé."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Next time you want to cheat and use someone else's resume, I suggest you do more than scratch out his name and put yours above it.'

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

'... No, you're not on the short list. You're not even on the long list.'

Start the session by doing something unusual.

"These references are excellent Mr. Canning. But do you have any from someone other than your mother?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

"It's a pretty good resume, but I would have like to see more bells and whistles."

"I'd like you to consider some of our exciting career opportunities working for anyone else but me."