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25¢ Ride the Pony

"Look, it's the managerial merry-go-round!"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You know damn well what noise!"

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Clock Face Golf Set

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

RAF plane ride.

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Golfers lost on the road

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Hot Dog Stand

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

'Well, so much for laughter being the best medicine.'

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

"Bobby, you may have worked for a circus but that's not an excuse for playing with your food!"

"How do you connect it to the wi-fi?"

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

The rally driver's breakfast

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"Mind if we play through?"

"Chucky says he can buy and sell me."

'This pole dancing is fun.'

A baggage carousel

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

Late at night, the supermarket gnomes emerge and mess up one wheel on every cart.