Carousel Connoisseur Gifts

25¢ Ride the Pony

"Look, it's the managerial merry-go-round!"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Clock Face Golf Set

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

RAF plane ride.

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

Golfers lost on the road

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"How do you connect it to the wi-fi?"

Hot Dog Stand

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

'Well, so much for laughter being the best medicine.'

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

"Bobby, you may have worked for a circus but that's not an excuse for playing with your food!"

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'

'This pole dancing is fun.'

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"Chucky says he can buy and sell me."

"Mind if we play through?"

The rally driver's breakfast

A baggage carousel

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.