Carousel Philosopher Gifts

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"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

'Who's pumped about this meeting?!'

25¢ Ride the Pony

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

RAF plane ride.

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

"I find things go around in cycles."

'This pole dancing is fun.'

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

"Look, it's the managerial merry-go-round!"

Man in elevator looking at sign that says 'Stare Here.'

Tunnel of Love (Recorded for Security Purposes)

A baggage carousel

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

Carousel Ride

"And now..the sermon on the mount."

Hey, there's our luggage!

Carousel Ponies.

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Thoughts in Traffic

Carousel Man Watching Horse Racing On TV

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

"Two ride limit, Mr. President."

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.