Carousel Ponderer Gifts

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"It makes me happy that you took time to read the newspaper today."

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Robot Attack in Bath

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

Sitting down

Fruits and vegetables

'I will go away with you to Paris...but first I must fulfill my promise to build a duck pond.'

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"I want my job back."

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

"Have they no shame?"