Carousel Ponderer Prints

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"It makes me happy that you took time to read the newspaper today."

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Robot Attack in Bath

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"I want my job back."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Fruits and vegetables

Sitting down

'I will go away with you to Paris...but first I must fulfill my promise to build a duck pond.'

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

"Have they no shame?"