Wheelbarrow Aficionado Pillows

'Hey, I thought we were going for a walk.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

Joe Hundredaire

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Time to trim the eyebrows!

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

Comfort zone

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

The Latest in Wheelburros

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

Extreme Bowling.

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

Winter Roadwork...

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

Cricket.

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'