Wheelbarrow Racers Pillows

'Get in.'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Medication for the elderly

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

Nice custom job, Bill!

The Latest in Wheelburros

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

Stone Age Bicycle Rack

"Never mind showing him the fence, show him the winning post."

Biggest Hat Award

'Where are the jockey shorts?'

Disraeli's Victory of 1874 Aided by Publicans

'Well this could be a problem.'

'Faster, our past is catching up with us!'

'My dad's very kind to animals. Yesterday he put his shirt on a horse that was scratched.'

McGhee makes a run for it!

"Just passed the post - sadly not first, but last in the previous race!"

Shopping Cart Races

The Fourteen Yard Dash

Mark begins to be jolly under creditable circumstances (Martin Chuzzlewit)

"No problems with the wheel, but this fire thing is going to be a tough sell to the Consumer Product Safety Commission."

"I can't help feeling, that you are expecting too much from this reading of your Uncle's will!"

Man oiling a wheel marked 'tomorrow' from a bottle marked 'today'.

Farmer loses his balance.

'Eugene, you've been racing again.'

'Really? I'm a professional racer too...'

"When did you realize you were naked?"

'The boss wants a wheelbarrow over there - heavy, aren't they?'

Jockey with blinkers.