Wheelbarrow Enthusiast Pillows

"I can't help feeling, that you are expecting too much from this reading of your Uncle's will!"

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

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'The boss wants a wheelbarrow over there - heavy, aren't they?'

"What's a patent?"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

A Cow Striptease

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

Tom Pinch Starts Homeward with the New Pupil

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

Hamster.

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'