Wheelbarrow Enthusiast Gifts

"I can't help feeling, that you are expecting too much from this reading of your Uncle's will!"

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

The Latest in Wheelburros

'The boss wants a wheelbarrow over there - heavy, aren't they?'

"What's a patent?"

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

A Cow Striptease

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

When Cows Discovered Mowers

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

Tom Pinch Starts Homeward with the New Pupil

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.