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'Get in.'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Medication for the elderly

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

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'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

Nice custom job, Bill!

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

Biggest Hat Award

"Never mind showing him the fence, show him the winning post."

'Where are the jockey shorts?'

Disraeli's Victory of 1874 Aided by Publicans

Stone Age Bicycle Rack

'Well this could be a problem.'

'Faster, our past is catching up with us!'

Mark begins to be jolly under creditable circumstances (Martin Chuzzlewit)

Shopping Cart Races

"Just passed the post - sadly not first, but last in the previous race!"

'My dad's very kind to animals. Yesterday he put his shirt on a horse that was scratched.'

McGhee makes a run for it!

The Fourteen Yard Dash

"No problems with the wheel, but this fire thing is going to be a tough sell to the Consumer Product Safety Commission."

"I can't help feeling, that you are expecting too much from this reading of your Uncle's will!"

Farmer loses his balance.

Man oiling a wheel marked 'tomorrow' from a bottle marked 'today'.

'Really? I'm a professional racer too...'

'Eugene, you've been racing again.'

"When did you realize you were naked?"

"Something happened to Jim between pre-game warm-ups and post-season wrap-ups...he switched to NASCAR."

'The boss wants a wheelbarrow over there - heavy, aren't they?'