Journey Warrior Pillows

"That 12th step is a doozy."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

The Lost World: You are Here

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Human Rights for All

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Old administration and torture.

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Filling up.

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

Honk if you're holy.

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

'You are about to become professionals. You will no longer work for free. You will work pro bono.'