Journey Ender Gifts

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

The Lost World: You are Here

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Heading off with a packed bag

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

The Paper Route

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Rainbow/Horizon

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Filling up.

"Great, now we're lost."

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Discomfort zone.

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

The Finding Yourself Hour.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Alf and Misery Guts