Fishing Competitions Gifts

Ice fisher.

'No I haven't caught any fish.However, I feel I've gained valuable experience from today's events!'

Bowled over again!

Brian was very proud of his dog.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'Your shoe's untied.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Tension filled the tent.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Cat Show

Can't Touch This

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

'Guess who netted it.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Science Fair Judgements

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Quiz Night...

The Unsportables: Relay

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

First Prize!

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