Fishing Achievement Gifts

'Guess who netted it.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bears catching fish

Ice fisher.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'So who needs sonar?!'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

A Bloody Butcher

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Been waiting long?'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Fishing for Birds

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Loud mouth bass.