Sailing Competitions Gifts

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Remote control pirate bully

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Your shoe's untied.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Captain in a storm

Piracy on a boating lake

'Are we there yet?'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Build a Raft

The Dubloon Stops Here

Bermuda Triangles

When laundry ruled the waves.

Tension filled the tent.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Mind the whale, dear."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Ice fisher.

Sailor in Car.

Boat wedding.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Luxury cruise you said!'