Sailing Course Completion Gifts

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'Guess who netted it.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'So, how was flight school?'

Red Arrows Rookies

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

High tide.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

My First Boat

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Bob found maps very misleading.

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

Captain of ship, surrounded by rough drafts and scrunched-up pieces of paper, says: 'Dammit bosun, we can't set sail without a coherent mission statement.'

"Oops.....Land ahoy!"

"I think the leadership seminar might be in the conference room. Would anybody like to follow me?"

Boating Supplies. The spinnaker has a tear in it. Don't send it out to a customer. Too late, that ship has sailed.

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

It looks like you been fighting. You should take an anchor management class.

And now on trumpet... 'Tha she blows!'