Graduation From Maritime School Gifts

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Dancing Doctor

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'What's holding him up?'

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

En garde!

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

"Turn your head and cough."

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

School holidays

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'