Graduation From Maritime School Prints

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Dancing Doctor

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'What's holding him up?'

En garde!

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

"Turn your head and cough."

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

School holidays

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Medical Center.