Science Competitions Gifts

Pentagon Science Contest: 'The definition of feasible seems to be a moving target here.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Bowled over again!

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Miss America IQ Pageant

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Can't Touch This

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Science Fair Judgements

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

Quiz Night...

The Unsportables: Relay

First Prize!

100k Desert Crawl

Jungle Games

Happy Champion

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

Football.

Tortoises breakdancing