Science Competitions Gifts

Pentagon Science Contest: 'The definition of feasible seems to be a moving target here.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Can't Touch This

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Science Fair Judgements

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

Quiz Night...

First Prize!

The Unsportables: Relay

100k Desert Crawl

Jungle Games

Happy Champion

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Football.

Tortoises breakdancing

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon