Competition-loving Scientist Gifts

Looking for a gift for your competition-loving scientist? Our collection of witty and thoughtful products captures their inventive spirit. Perfect for birthdays, achievements, or just because they love a good challenge, these items blend humor with scientific flair to inspire and amuse.

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'Since a couple of physicists won our Nobel Prize, we ought to go out there and win the biology.'

'Since a couple of physicists won our Nobel Prize, we ought to go out there and win the biology.' mockup

'Since a couple of physicists won our Nobel Prize, we ought to go out there and win the biology.'

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'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!' mockup

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

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'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!' mockup

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

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'Can our software do that?'

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Putin and Zelensky

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'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.' mockup

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

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The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!' mockup

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

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'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords). mockup

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

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Science Fair Judgements

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Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus mockup

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

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Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man mockup

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

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Big Guys vs Little Guys

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A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet. mockup

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

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Cuba immunizes its population against Covid

Cuba immunizes its population against Covid mockup

Cuba immunizes its population against Covid

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"They've been playing Big Brother again"

"They've been playing Big Brother again" mockup

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

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'I prefer Brand X myself.'

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"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree." mockup

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

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Eight puns

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Microscope slide

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Universe Challenge

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Basketball Players Working Together mockup

Basketball Players Working Together

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'Our competition is quite energetic.' mockup

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

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'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?' mockup

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

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'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!' mockup

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

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'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.' mockup

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

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Coulda, shoulda, woulda... DID!

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'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.' mockup

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

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'Oh yeah MY Dad's PowerPoint presentations are better than YOUR Dad's'

'Oh yeah MY Dad's PowerPoint presentations are better than YOUR Dad's' mockup

'Oh yeah MY Dad's PowerPoint presentations are better than YOUR Dad's'

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'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling' mockup

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

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'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.' mockup

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'

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Competition-loving Scientist Gifts Collection

Competition-loving Scientist Mugs

Discover more mugs for the competition-loving scientist—fuel their mornings with witty designs that celebrate their inventive nature.

Competition-loving Scientist Pillows

Find pillows that bring comfort and personality to their space—perfect for the competition-loving scientist who loves to relax in style.

Competition-loving Scientist Prints

Browse our prints to inspire the competition-loving scientist—add a clever and scientific touch to their office or lab decor.

Competition-loving Scientist T-Shirts

Explore our t-shirts for the competition-loving scientist—wear humor and science proud with designs that showcase their spirited personality.