Competition-loving Scientist Prints

'Since a couple of physicists won our Nobel Prize, we ought to go out there and win the biology.'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Science Fair Judgements

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Big Guys vs Little Guys

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Cuba immunizes its population against Covid

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

Eight puns

Microscope slide

Universe Challenge

Basketball Players Working Together

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

Coulda, shoulda, woulda... DID!

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

'Oh yeah MY Dad's PowerPoint presentations are better than YOUR Dad's'

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'