Fishing Tournament Gifts

Fish Story

'No I haven't caught any fish.However, I feel I've gained valuable experience from today's events!'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Ice fisher.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

A woman watches football on her computer.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

Clam Spearing

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"Only caught one, eh."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Eurocopa 2016

Praying for a goal assist.

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.