Fishing Derby Gifts

"There's no way anyone will catch anything bigger than this baby!"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Ice fisher.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Now cut that out!'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Bull charging a fisherman

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

Dentists on Holiday

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

'I wouldn't mind a bite now and then.'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Fish Story

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

Fisherman Funneral

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

Arrh? I must remember to put my brakes on!

'Here's our chef now with the 'catch of the day'.'

'Bait no more! You really know how to take advantage of a friendship, don't you!'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

What the hell did he do?