Fishing Derby T-Shirts

"There's no way anyone will catch anything bigger than this baby!"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Ice fisher.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Now cut that out!'

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Bull charging a fisherman

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

Dentists on Holiday

Fisherman Funneral

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

Fish Story

'I wouldn't mind a bite now and then.'

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

Arrh? I must remember to put my brakes on!

What the hell did he do?

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

Fisherman with tiny catch

'Here's our chef now with the 'catch of the day'.'