Football Derby Day T-Shirts

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Go team!

The best PE teacher in the World.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Strive to win!

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Football supporters.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."