Football Derby Day Mugs

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Bowled over again!

Go team!

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Strive to win!

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

Football supporters.

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"