Derby Days Mugs

What the hell did he do?

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Go team!

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Strive to win!

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Football supporters.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"You idiots … we lost!"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'