Derby Devotee Mugs

"My word! I do believe that your hat is eating mine!!"

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Greville Starkey

Bet it all on Maximum Security

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Hockey Season.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Olympic Torch Training

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Jose Mourinho

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

A tessellation of running figures.

Football Delivery

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Dun Decking

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

There's nothing like the real thing!

I love Kung Fu.

Tortoise being tested for performance enhancing drugs.

'How's my driving?'

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.

Marcus Rashford

Man struggling to remember how he got home the morning after the derby

The Finish Line

Pompous horse rider pt. 2