Derby Days Pillows

What the hell did he do?

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Bowled over again!

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Go team!

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Strive to win!

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Football supporters.

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"You idiots … we lost!"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!