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'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

American Football.

Strive to win!

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

Football supporters.