Baseball Game Day Strategist T-Shirts

Church for sports worshipers.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Go team!

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Stag poker"

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

American Football.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Football supporters.