Baseball Game Day Strategist Pillows

"Goodness, Bert, can't you forget the Yankees for 14 days!"

Church for sports worshipers.

Bowled over again!

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Go team!

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Stag poker"

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

American Football.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Strive to win!

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Football supporters.

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."