Game Day Planner Pillows

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

Players checking racing news, commentator says 'Oh, this is a surprise. They seem to be checking the light'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

American Football.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

Football supporters.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'