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Fourth quarter, four minutes on the clock, all tied up, and they're off! Will the Johnsons beat the traffic?!

Church for sports worshipers.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Alternative fielding positions

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Stag poker"

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

American Football.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

The Rugby Throw Up.

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

"I quit."

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Fan-Centric Stadium

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).