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Fourth quarter, four minutes on the clock, all tied up, and they're off! Will the Johnsons beat the traffic?!

Mark Hughes

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Alternative fielding positions

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Stag poker"

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

American Football.

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"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Carlo Ancelotti

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

The Rugby Throw Up.

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Kick! Go for it!

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

"I quit."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'