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'Talk to my lawyer.'

Church for sports worshipers.

Bowled over again!

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Hockey Season.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

Tic-tac-toe

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"Stag poker"

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

American Football.

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'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Tetris Rejects