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'Talk to my lawyer.'

Church for sports worshipers.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Target your message

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

Tic-tac-toe

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"Stag poker"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

American Football.

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Tetris Rejects

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."