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"No you can' 'google' number seven!"

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Good luck with all the revision...

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Examinations.

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Input From The Front Office

Golf lessons

American Football.

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

Examiners.

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!