Test Day Tactician Mugs

"No you can' 'google' number seven!"

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Good luck with all the revision...

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Examinations.

The Jose Padilla Experience

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Input From The Front Office

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Golf lessons

American Football.

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

Carlo Ancelotti

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

Examiners.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.'

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

Personnel. What do I call those gaps in my work history? Quality time.

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'