Tournament Tactician Mugs

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Addressing The Ball

'Aha, this is exactly the same opening position as Botvinnick versus Capablanca in Rotterdam 1938.'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Time out- brain freeze.'

'Bobby, I'll need the 12 gauge for this shot.'

Golf

Bobby Fischer

US and the EU

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Kitchen Tetris

Alternative fielding positions

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'What a control freak!'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'This board meeting will come to order!'

Good poetry & Winning teams

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

"Try caressing the ball with your bat."

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'And that's the latest on today's coaching changes.'

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

Angry tennis player.

GREENLAND