Board Game Tactician Mugs

White rook to C4. - '' - 'Black Queen to D6 - check mate.' - '' - 'Gah! Why do I always lose?' - '' -

Hoodies playing chess

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Alternative fielding positions

Kitchen Tetris

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Sweep the board.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"That was a rumor day."

Gaah! You sank my longship!

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Chess on TV

Electronic Abacus

Human males marking territory.

Backtrack! A game of political undoing

ISIS needle in a haystack.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'