Fishing Tournament Mugs

Fish Story

'No I haven't caught any fish.However, I feel I've gained valuable experience from today's events!'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Ice fisher.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

A woman watches football on her computer.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Clam Spearing

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Only caught one, eh."

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

Eurocopa 2016

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."