Sports Fishing Mugs

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

"Sure, it looks good. Too good. Trust me, there's always a catch."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Football Fans

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Not that net!'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'My feet are killing me.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Holiday time.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Pool attached to child's bed.